Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Hydro-electric plant employee

The wave-powered hydroelectric plant is fully autonomous, so there is no need for any employees. There is, however, still a need to have build-up cleaned off periodically with a high-pressure hose to ensure smooth operation. The department of alternative maintenance networks (DAMN) hired a single employee to maintain the entire facility, a washed up ex-artist named Ben. At first he was paid, but when DAMN discovered that he had OCD and compulsively had to clean everything daily, they decided it would be cheaper to sever his pay. Since he no longer has income, Ben now lives off of dead jellyfish and barnacles which he finds when cleaning.

5 comments:

Ry guy said...

cool cool ben, doesn't look anything like you though.. try harder. You're so late with this entry though and you type too much and your face is ugly and you're french canadian and and and. Seriously, it's nice bra.

Ry guy said...

oh yea, thanks for adding labels to your entry!

Jelter said...

how dare you call me french?!?!?

Jelter said...

yea i drew it, then i was like hey, he kinda looks like me! so it was more of an afterthought but i could be way off cuz i never look in the mirror. next ones gonna be rough...

Chrismacolor said...

hahaah, good stuff Ben, I think it looks just like you.